With President Joe Biden safely ensconced in the Oval Office and unlikely to run in 2024, the New York Times can now quietly confirm that Hunter Biden’s laptop is real. As the New York Post reported (and Big Tech suppressed), the messy Biden bag man abandoned his laptop in a computer repair shop in Wilmington, Delaware. Chock a block with crack smoking selfies, home made porn, and potentially incriminating family financial secrets, the “laptop from hell” should be the gift that keeps on giving political news.

In one series of free wheeling texts, Hunter and his psychiatrist pal, Dr. Keith Ablow, appear to agree that Biden senior is cognitively impaired. With the launch of Joe Biden’s presidential campaign quickly approaching, Ablow jokes to the future first son: “Any man who can triumph over dementia is a giant. Think what he could do for our nation's needed recovery.” Hunter shoots back, “You're such an asshole but that made me laugh out loud.” Ablow continues, “Perhaps he can help us remember all we intended to be as a people since he can now remember his address.” Hunter corrects his friend. The former vice president “doesn't need to [know] where he lives.” The secret service remembers “75% of the time.”

It’s one of many tantalizing tidbits the Washington press corps would feast on if a Republican president was on the menu. For Biden and son, the hunt is off.